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Friday Humor: The Complete Book of Golf

Chapters 10 and 14 are my personal favorites

Chapter 1 How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt

Chapter 2. How To Hit a Nike from the Rough, When You Hit a Titleist from the Tee

Chapter 3. How to Avoid the Water When You Lie 8 in a Bunker

Chapter 4. When to Give the Ranger the Finger

Chapter 5. Using Your Shadow on the Greens to Maximize Earnings

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Chapter 6. When to Implement Handicap Management

Chapter 7. Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before 9am

Chapter 8. How to Rationalize a 6-Hour Round

Chapter 9. How to Find That Ball That Everyone Saw Go in the Water

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Chapter 10. Why Your Spouse doesn’t Care That You Birdied the 5th

Chapter 11. How to Let a Foursome Play Through Your Twosome

Chapter 12. How to Relax When You Are Hitting Three Off the Tee

Chapter 13. When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent

Chapter 14. God and the Meaning of the Birdie-to-Bogey Three Putt

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Chapter 15. Can You Purchase a Better Golf Game?

Chapter 16. Why Golfers Pay $5.00 for a Beer From the Cart Girl, And Would Pay More

 

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